Mission Statement:

THE MISSION OF THE CRAPPY FIGURE BRIGADE IS:

• TO CELEBRATE THE HASBRO 3-3/4â€? LINE OF FIGURES WHOSE PERSONNA HAS EXCEEDED THE RELM OF BELIEVEABILITY, WHOSE ACCESSORIES ARE ABSURD, WHOSE SCULPT IS REPULSIVE, WHOSE PAINTJOB A BLIND MAN COULD SEE, WHOSE PLASTIC IS FRAIL AND BRITTLE;

• TO SUPPORT THE FUTURE RELEASE OF FIGURES THAT EXCEEDS THE ABOVE SUB-STANDARDS;

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  TO ABOVE ALL ELSE, HAVE FUN!